hi my name is Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven Way

an we will get along fine as long as u are goffs an not stupit prepz or pozrs.
HALLO GOFFS.
x~satin rulez~x

u wot m8

u fokken wot

Trust me, I'm not going to call people out on their shit shit this one up I swear.

Yay! Fresh meat!

ok but i need evry1 tu show me ther goff cards ok? i need 2 kno u is goffs not stupit pozrs who listn to jutsin beber

heres mine

I went into HT once.

I came out a true man.

I found a Bauhaus shirt in there, once.
True story.
Although I usually only go in there for space, NES, and Sailor Moon stuff.

They tried to make me try on skinny jeans.

My crotch fled in terror.

In all seriousness though, they do have some pretty cool-looking shirts. Never was into the Band-Ts (and definitely not that MLP crap), but I like the other designs. I bought this one shirt from there that had an elaborate image of a tiger on it.

I don't even know how girls wear skinny jeans, despite not having dicks and balls to pinch to high hell. They're just so tight on your skin and it feels so gross.

I'm not really into their shirts, unless they have ones related to specific interests. (Like Sailor Moon, Nintendo games, etc.)
They have some pretty cute dresses and jewelry a lot of the time, though.
I wish they would carry the Manic Panic makeup again, because that stuff was so bright and it lasted for years.

You'd not be surprised that the guy who wrote this is an autist who used the trollfic as vent art during highschool