You're not gonna reach my telefone!

Hey everybody, my name is Telefone and I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, but I'm all outta gum. D: Anyway, you can call if you want, but there's nobody home, so you're not gonna reach my telephone. I hope I make some friends here and enjoy myself. ^.^

Hi Eversleep

I was waiting for someone else to say it.

You know I wouldn't have thought he was Eversleep until his first actual post besides this
Keep it up kid, you're learning! It's taking you eternity and day, but you're learning!

I'm still traumatized over your dick picks bro.